GURRLLL, GURRLL I’M SRS!! MHMMMMM. AH KNOW, AH KNOW! I TELL HIM, I KNOW I TELL HIM DON’ JUMP IN THA PIT SAM, DON’ YOU DARE BOI AN’ WHAT DOES ‘E GO DO? I SWEAR TA JESUS, DEM BOIS ARE GONNA BE THA DEATH O’ ME
HUN YOU’RE PREACHIN’ TO THA CHOIR! DEM BOIS ARE STUPIDER THAN AH BOX O’ DEMONS. I HEAR YA, I HEAR YA! GUESS WE GON’ HAVE TA SAVE THA SORRY ASSES! MMMMHMMM. I TELL DEAN, YOU BES’ NOT GO FIGHT LUCI AN’ HE JUS’ DON’ LISTEN!
YOU GUYS BE SRS?! YOU GON BE KILLED, I’M TELLIN’ YA! LUCI IS A’ EVIL MOTHAFUCKA AN’ WILL RIP YO WEAVE OU’ BEFORE YOU CAN HOLLA! I’M TELLIN’ YA! WHATEVA, WHATEVA, I AIN’T BRINGIN’ YA’LL BACK TA THA LIVIN’ IF YA GET YO ASS DEAD.
I think I have the wrong number.
What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn
You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.
What do Sams old college friends even think happened to him? I mean he went on a road trip with his brother after his girlfriend died and then like 5 years later he’s a serial shooter on the news that died. twice.
I feel like this is how Sam would react if he and Dean had a case that took them to a college reunion and all of Sam’s old friends are there.
eminem is my spirit animal
bitch did you just call eminem RANDOM JUNK!?Imma whoop yo ass
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
When I’m reading and people try to talk to me i just
When people try to talk to me
Well that escalated quickly.
A REMINDER THAT DONNA IS THE BEST
Friendly reminder in one novel a character says ”flipping” a lot and The Doctor goes ”Yeah that’s the TARDIS’s swear filter”
Suddenly I like the word “flipping” very much.
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
When did it change from “shit, it’s 10pm I need to finish that essay that’s due tomorrow NOW NOW NOW’ to “oh thank god, it’s only 10pm, I’ve got plenty of time”
I might have just found my favorite crossover ever. Nico as an assassin.
look how cool money makes you
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.
*screams* YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND